December 2011
5 posts
lost and stumbling: The Egg →
by Andy Weir
You were on your way home when you died.
It was a car accident. Nothing particularly remarkable, but fatal nonetheless. You left behind a wife and two children. It was a painless death. The EMTs tried their best to save you, but to no avail. Your body was so utterly shattered…
clientsfromhell:
Client: I think the printer’s broken, it has only been spitting out blank pages all day.
Me: It says it’s out of toner.
Client: Hold on, let me show you … See? Blank page.
Me: Have you refilled the toner recently?
Client: I just don’t think the page is making it from the computer to the printer.
Me: No, it’s out of toner. It says so right on the display here …
Client:...
